Finding Mallya - Hillarious Article

This is a hilarious & satirical article on Vijay Mallya’s recent case.Every frustrated Indian deserve to read this.

After completing the graduation,I got a job of searching the job.I stepped in too many private sector’s offices for getting a job which suits to a B.Com. graduate.But I was always been behind 60 to 70 people in interview queue.I gave the interview but.Interview used to take place in the following manner:

Interviewer : Why are you looking for the job in our company only?
I: Because you have vacancy !!
Interviewer: You mentioned that you are handicap…..So how will you travel to get the office?
I: I will travel as I traveled today.
Interviewer: Handicaps are not allowed for this job profile.
I: Okay,you forgot this to print in the advertisement.No problem….!!

Now, I thought to apply in public sector banks for the job.But I heard there is lots of competition.At the same time, bank started cutting their cost because they failed to get repayment back from Mr.Vijay Mallya.I compared myself with Vijay Ji,I was working really hard to get a job in  public bank by cracking two difficult exams and an interview.But people like Vijay sir,took a loan worth Rs.9,000 crores and disappeared.

I got an idea,I will go to a bank and I’ll get a loan from them.If they will ask about the reason behind the loan.I will tell them,”I need money because I’m going to search Vijay Mallya! It’s a social cause please give me a loan,I will take the loan and I will pack my bags to find Vijay Mallya.A few months later my brother will take a loan to find me,then my relatives will take loans to find both of us.

Finding Mallya - Hillarious Article
By Amarkant Prajapati
I will become a celebrity for media.Headlines may be like….”Blogger behind Vijay Mallya is lost” and media will wait for my tweets to make headlines.Meanwhile, I will write  a new book titled “Get loan, get lost.” My book will be sold at each and local platforms as well as in the local train.

After few months,Govt. will write a letter to me saying.”Dear Amarkant,We express millions of thanks to you for publishing your book ‘Get loan,get lost’.This book has reduced poverty and population from the Country.We hope that you will not follow the footsteps of  Vijay Mallya and you will back soon.”

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